Anonymous Asks:
who is the bitch curled up on your sofa?
bullettongue Said:
1) She’s my roommate.
2) She’s a bad bitch.
OH MY FUCKING GOD! I CAN’T EVEN!
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i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
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“I don’t know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you’ll do as I tell you, okay?”
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nerdfightersdontfightnerds:
Oddly mesmerizing.
You’re welcome. [x]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/a5379632c6a6acfc0298efd62776abe5/tumblr_mmyozyT56L1qk5z74o1_250.gif)
Oddly mesmerizing.
You’re welcome. [x]
You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago.
I’ve decided this blog needs more selfies.
I blindfold u.
I tie u to a chair.
I straddle ur lap.
I put my arms around u.
I grab my PS3 controller and play Ratchet & Clank.
Quick, someone make up a stupid tumblr post to dismiss feminist and feminism. -_-everyone jump on the social justice feminist blogging band wagon to make you feel like a good person
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